http://askagnes.net South America's Favorite Psychologist Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:33:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dear Agnes: I am currently involved with a semi-decent and somewhat-kind man. He says his name is "Dale." He has been living with me and my eight children for two months, and we get along very well when he's sober. The problem is his step-daughter from a ... http://askagnes.net/?p=15 Dear Agnes: There's this guy. I won't use his real name. Let's call him "Darb". I want to see his naked furry butt in a jockstrap. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem. My powers of persuasion are very strong. And when in doubt there's always sneaking ... http://askagnes.net/?p=14 Dear Agnes: My crotch is on fire. I'm afraid if I itch it, it will become all red and puffy. What to dooooooooo? Your Friend Jerri..... Flat point, IL P.S. My boyfriend requested that I pee on him. Do you think he has a skin infection? Dear Jerri, I had a sad, socially poignant, ... http://askagnes.net/?p=13 Dear Agnes: I have a problem. I have a huge crush on my yardboy. I have offered to pay him a dollar extra per hour if he works without his shirt on. He seems to be into it, and now he's working in the ... http://askagnes.net/?p=12 Dear Agnes: I need your help. I have been dating this man, for the sake of anonymity we will call him Boris. Anyways, Boris got it into his sick little head that he is not Boris anymore, but instead he is Sancho. All I hear all day ... http://askagnes.net/?p=11 Dear Agnes: Ho comes to da crib wid no money, so I says you betta gots my crack or mo money. Cause, slap me an abe, Ho! The T.J. hookers struttin' on stage need their crotches filled, know what I'm sayin!! So I says, Don't you gots ... http://askagnes.net/?p=10 Dear Agnes: Four years ago, I married my high school "sweetheart," Niko. We lived in L.A. and planned to buy a Camaro and raise a family of twelve there. Before we settled down, however, Niko decided he should spend a few years living apart in a different climate to see ... http://askagnes.net/?p=9 Dear Agnes: Bertha's front Bertha's rear(s) My wife and I have been married for 42 years. Bertha is a mostly-loving wife, absent mother and an average, adequately-educated woman. She has always had a problem with her weight, and this has made her unhappy (she has been tried and acquitted three times of ... http://askagnes.net/?p=8 Dear Agnes: A long time ago, you printed a terrific definition of success. It made a huge impression on me. Would you please print it again, and this time, I promise to clip it and put it in a safe place. Signed Ohio Fan Dear Ohio, With pleasure. This Communist Manifesto was written ... http://askagnes.net/?p=7 Dear Agnes: My parents will be celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary next year. They have always wanted to take a cruise with the family. My brother and sister think this is a wonderful idea, which makes sense because they can afford it. I cannot and I don't want to have ... http://askagnes.net/?p=6